There are very few jobs where it’s okay to rub one out. Ice cream vendor is not one of them — especially if you end up blowing your load into your product.


Unfortunately, that’s exactly what a man in India may have done.



According to India Today, an ice cream vendor named Kaluram Kurbia was selling ice cream when he engaged in “an objectionable act,” which is certainly one way to describe giving yourself a tug job. We don’t know if he finished into the cream or not, but just to be safe, the article notes that a local food inspector collected samples after the video went viral on Indian social media.



Kurbia was also charged with “obscene acts in a public place,” though it’s unclear if that charge will be increased once, and if, the ice cream tests positive for spunk.


For the time being, I think I’ll just forgo white sauce on my food cart orders.